So I woke up this morning to some absolutely HYSTERICAL comments. I’d almost decided to offer a second for the funniest. However, the winner happens to be one of my best friends today because not only did she make me laugh, she saved me money by winning in the first place!
Congratulations Sharon. Hope your In-laws enjoy their read aloud. SNORT.
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Oh. my. I can not believe I won!!!!! My in-laws will be so excited.